I haven't seen HSM but this is too cute!

People.

People.

Let me tell you something traumatizing:

This morning as I was headed to class, someone HAD PLACED A WET BOOGER ON THE DOORKNOB IN WIEBOLT AND IT STUCK TO MY HAND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR.

THIS IS NOT WHAT ANYBODY EXPECTS TO HAPPEN AT NINE IN THE MORNING.

I AM SUFFICIENTLY GROSSED OUT.

and the death.